New Long Neck Dino Ornaments

Introducing our brand-new garden flag that is sure to make a statement in your front yard. With its playful yet profound message, this flag will remind you and your neighbors to take life as it comes and enjoy every moment. The "God Grant Me The Serenity To Accept The Vibes That Aren't Rootin Tootin" flag is perfect for those who want to bring a touch of humor and positivity into their daily lives. Featuring a beautiful design with bold, uplifting font, this flag incorporates the perfect combination of humor and inspiration. Made for garden lovers who want to showcase their fun and quirky personalities, our garden flag is perfect for anyone looking to spruce up their outdoor space. With its high-quality printing and durable material, this flag is sure to stay vibrant and beautiful all season long. So, why not bring a bit of laughter and positivity to your garden with this one-of-a-kind flag?

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

This nose was made for sniffin, and that's just what it do. One of these days this nose is gonna sneef all over you.

Hoi! Am Borzoi! Nose long, will sniff! This derpy long nosed dog has taken the internet over by storm. Show your love for the Borzoi with this derpy design!

Do I swim? Do I walk on land!? DO I DO BOTH!? WHAT AM I?! Poor spinosaurus, one moment you're gracefully swimming through the water, then the next you're stumbling across land! When will the scientists agree on if you were aquatic or not!?

cute, long, fluffy... but most of all, CHAOTIC! Everyone who's owned a ferret knows the little sock thieves are anything but calm.

This rex doesn't skip arm day! They've had enough of people making fun of their puny arms, so they decided to get tyrannosaurus RIPPED! Get to the gym and become a beast with this prehistoric design!

Merry Rexmas! Our boy rexy here is spreading Christmas fear in the hearts of all us. Celebrate the holidays with this funny Dinosaur design! merry rexmas rex trex t.

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Jesus was American! Yeehaw, show your love for Jesus, Cowboy hats, dinosaurs, and America with this over the top fun Fourth of July themed design.

Feeling nostalgic for those creepy yet cute 90's toys? Well, look no further! I personally think they're adorable, just ... don't look into their eyes for too long.

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

It's a major discovery! Oh, look, It's extending!... it's still extending... Oh god it won't stop extending.

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

You pull the death card! This card can represent change in your life... unfortunately that could be a change brought on by impending doom!

My time to grind! Get ready for that boss fight, or long run through a dangerous unexplored dungeon! Prepare for the worst by grinding away and getting your level and stats up.

Drive the patriarchy to extinction and stand up for all bodies. This design features an illustration of an anti-body shaming dinosaur and the phrase "Brontosaurs Against Body Shaming." The dino's voice bubble reads "Every Body Deserves respect.

How could ANYONE deny this carno the attention they rightly DESERVE?! Those tiny arms might not be able to wrap around you, but clearly it's the thought that matters.

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Take pride in knowing who you are with this adorable Pansexual-dino tee!

Look man, I've had a long day, I'm nervous, shaking, and UNHINGED! Don't try me, because this pup all bark and EXTRA bite!

Celebrate the growing genre of gay pirate media with this funny design, perfect for searching the seven seas to binge every last bit of it.

This dino put the ass and thicc in Jurassthicc! Show off your love for dinos and thick pride with this funny, Jurassic, Dinosaur, thicc T rex parody shirt design.

"How long has it been? an hour? This edible ain't SHIT", they said, as everything got extremely funny, and just a bit wobbly. Don't let the edible sneak up on you and knock you on your feet with this funny psychedelic smiley design!

look at all those leggies! Are they going to stick out leggy? strut leggy? jump withleggy? maybe dance with leggy? Who knows!

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Poor Unfortunate Trash. In pain, in need. This one's longing to be garbage that one wants to get the filth, and do I help them? Yes indeed. Show your love for trash pandas and the sea witches with this Ursula parody design.

After a long day you take your shoes off only to find your toe peaking through your ripped sock saying bonjour. Then you think to yourself, "it's time to buy new socks." Therefore, this design is calling to tend your needs.

Show off your true alien self with this funny and weird, human suit, alien believer's, outer space inspired shirt! No go ahead and unzip your human face, you've had a long day of trying to fit in.

If you believe that unicorns exist, then it's time to meet their long distant relative, the ewenicorn. Just as majestic and adorable as the classic unicorn!

If you believe that unicorns exist, then it's time to meet their long distant relative, the ewenicorn. Just as majestic and adorable as the classic unicorn!